Hair Pack!
12:00 pm
"I was wondering if you could do me a favor.""Yes dear""Can you apply a hair pack to my hair..""What?""A hair pack. My hair is falling like crazy...""Oh my God! Tell me about it. I find your hair everywhere...just now I threw away a pile collected from the bathroom floor, not to mention the area near the dressing table...it is a blanket of your hair there..""Well you do tend to exaggerate..but anyways someone recommnded this pack and I think it will be better if someone else applies it rather than me doing it by myself...""I know darling! Its always better if someone else does it!""""What are you doing?""I don't think this was a good idea..so I am leaving.""Wait a sec...What happened?""If you keep cracking idiotic jokes like that..""Oh! Come on..surely I was just jesting..""So you will do it..""ofcourse..anything for you my dear and anything to get rid of the hair. I even have it under my chair at work...""""ok ok...to work. Where is the pack?""Thanks.Here it is..""WHAT IS THAT?""Its the hair pack I told you about..""What color is that? and why is it so gooey...!""Its a herbal pack...""Do I have to do this?""Well you just said you wanted to..""Well that was before I put my eyes on this ooey-gooey mess!""oh come on. Will you do it or not?""ulp!""I am waiting...""""What are you doing?""I am recalling my wedding vows...""Bah!""I am just wondering if I am bound to do this...""If you dont want to do this, you can say so""Yeah right! and never hear the end of it till the day I die!""WELL?""ok ok. Give it to me." "Here!""ughhhhhhhhhhh!""What now?""It smells like ewwwwwww!""What do you mean? I think it smells good..""Yeah that's what you think about your pefume too..""What's wrong with the perfume I use?""Well let's just say..it does not smell like ummmmmmmmm!""oh shut up and start!""Do I have to touch this thing?""You can use this brush...""Oh! Thank God. I would not like to feel that thing...""Its called a hair pack..""You sure you want this thing to go into your hair...""START""Yes, yes. So what do I do?""Take this comb. Part the hair a little and apply the pack to the scalp with the brush.""That's easy. Give me the comb""What are you doing?""I am trying to part your hair..""I feel like you are pulling it out of its roots..""Well what do I do if your hair refuses to part gently?""Its hair not grass..""Well it feels like it!""Aww shut up.""How come all those woman have such nice shiny long straight hair and yours is ...""...mine is?""well you know...not so nice shiny long straight hair!""Because I am married to you!""huh?""What else? The stress gets to my hair I guess!""Very funny. OK so I part the hair and then what?""Take the brush, dip it in the pack and apply it to the scalp""OK here goes..""What are you doing now?""Its difficult to get to the scalp with this brush""That's because you are holding the brush wrong. You hold it like you are painting and just rub the pack in with a single stroke..."
12:21 pm
"Gotcha!"
12:22 pm
"owwwww! owwww! owww!""What?""Good Lord! Its my scalp..don't dig in so hard.""I am sorry! But this thing is hard to do..""What is so hard about it? Its such a simple thing! Just part hair and apply hair pack!""Well you are discounting the quality of hair and the fact that the thing drips!""How can you be so clumsy as not to be able to do such a simple thing!""Any one will find this challenging!""I Can do it by myself you know. I just thought you could do a better job of it. Boy! Was I wrong!"12:30 pm
"Sit still. I think I am getting the knack of it."
12:35 pm
"Its been 5 minutes and you are still where you were!""Well excuse me, but this is the first time in my life I am doing something like this...!""How can you men make the simplest of things appear so complex..""And how can you women stand such things being done to you...""Bah!""Bah!""So what is this thing made up of?""Lots of herbs good for your hair I guess.""It seems like this is just Mehendi..""Its not!""I would say they are shamming people into believing its something more than Mehendi when it is not..!""It is not just Mehendi. There's some of it, but its not all!""I say its all Mehendi.""Now you are an expert on these things..""Well you know how it is..if its looks like Mehendi and smells somewhat like Mehendi, then it must be Mehendi""No one asked for your expert opinion""You better keep quiet. Your head is in my hands you know!""Bah!"
1:15 pm.
"Its more than half hour and you are not even done with even half of it!""I am not an expert as you so expertly pointed out some time ago.""Even a kid could do it faster..""Well you know I tend to be more thorough than a kid, unlike some people who just rush through things...""Well its better to rush through things than die doing one thing in life""Its how well you do it that matters. Not how fast!""hmmmm! I shall remember that for some other time..""LOL!"
1:45 pm."I am falling asleep. Are you done yet?""Almost darling. I am just making sure that no part of the scalp remains untouched!""My body is aching. I cant sit like this forever you know..!""Its almost done!"
2:03 pm."Ok that's it! Enough!" "Almost darling..""PLEASE!""Oh come on! You should thank me for so much personal attention. Who else except me would do this for you? Tell me.""I know but still, I dont want to die doing this you know!""Bah! You dont even get appreciated around here!"
2:15 pm"I should kill myself for this!""Why?""Knowing how slow you could be, I put my head in your hands!""I am NOT slow. I am just very thorough!""Thats an excuse you make for yourself..""Excuse me! Its like you are doing me a favor for letting me do this.""Well all I can say is that it is not the brightest thing I did!""bah! What does one do to get appreciated around here?""Whatever it is, it has to be faster than this I can tell you!"
2:32 pm."There! done!""huh?""Did you doze off?""Well! There was no other way I could have gotten through this!""So what are you supposed to do next?""I have to take a shower to wash this thing off!""It says here you have to keep it for an hour before washing it off!""Yeah but it does not say that you have to do that when you take 2 hours to apply it!""Well you can thank me now!""Aww! Shut up!""bah! Women!"
3:00 pm"So what do you think?""About what?""My hair, ofcourse you idiot!""Of course, Of course! hmmm...""Well!""is there supposed to be a difference!""Well there better be after this ordeal!""I really cant say!""Its kind of matted no?""It feels like cardboard!""It was sham! I told ya..!""It was not sham! You took 2 hours to apply it. Well looks like there was some reaction and this is the result...!""[mmmpf]""Stop that!""Well looks like the hair pack did solve the problem of falling hair!""How so?""It seems like after using it there would be no more hair to fall!""Bah!""[mmmmmmpf]"
"I was wondering if you could do me a favor.""Yes dear""Can you apply a hair pack to my hair..""What?""A hair pack. My hair is falling like crazy...""Oh my God! Tell me about it. I find your hair everywhere...just now I threw away a pile collected from the bathroom floor, not to mention the area near the dressing table...it is a blanket of your hair there..""Well you do tend to exaggerate..but anyways someone recommnded this pack and I think it will be better if someone else applies it rather than me doing it by myself...""I know darling! Its always better if someone else does it!""""What are you doing?""I don't think this was a good idea..so I am leaving.""Wait a sec...What happened?""If you keep cracking idiotic jokes like that..""Oh! Come on..surely I was just jesting..""So you will do it..""ofcourse..anything for you my dear and anything to get rid of the hair. I even have it under my chair at work...""""ok ok...to work. Where is the pack?""Thanks.Here it is..""WHAT IS THAT?""Its the hair pack I told you about..""What color is that? and why is it so gooey...!""Its a herbal pack...""Do I have to do this?""Well you just said you wanted to..""Well that was before I put my eyes on this ooey-gooey mess!""oh come on. Will you do it or not?""ulp!""I am waiting...""""What are you doing?""I am recalling my wedding vows...""Bah!""I am just wondering if I am bound to do this...""If you dont want to do this, you can say so""Yeah right! and never hear the end of it till the day I die!""WELL?""ok ok. Give it to me." "Here!""ughhhhhhhhhhh!""What now?""It smells like ewwwwwww!""What do you mean? I think it smells good..""Yeah that's what you think about your pefume too..""What's wrong with the perfume I use?""Well let's just say..it does not smell like ummmmmmmmm!""oh shut up and start!""Do I have to touch this thing?""You can use this brush...""Oh! Thank God. I would not like to feel that thing...""Its called a hair pack..""You sure you want this thing to go into your hair...""START""Yes, yes. So what do I do?""Take this comb. Part the hair a little and apply the pack to the scalp with the brush.""That's easy. Give me the comb""What are you doing?""I am trying to part your hair..""I feel like you are pulling it out of its roots..""Well what do I do if your hair refuses to part gently?""Its hair not grass..""Well it feels like it!""Aww shut up.""How come all those woman have such nice shiny long straight hair and yours is ...""...mine is?""well you know...not so nice shiny long straight hair!""Because I am married to you!""huh?""What else? The stress gets to my hair I guess!""Very funny. OK so I part the hair and then what?""Take the brush, dip it in the pack and apply it to the scalp""OK here goes..""What are you doing now?""Its difficult to get to the scalp with this brush""That's because you are holding the brush wrong. You hold it like you are painting and just rub the pack in with a single stroke..."
12:21 pm
"Gotcha!"
12:22 pm
"owwwww! owwww! owww!""What?""Good Lord! Its my scalp..don't dig in so hard.""I am sorry! But this thing is hard to do..""What is so hard about it? Its such a simple thing! Just part hair and apply hair pack!""Well you are discounting the quality of hair and the fact that the thing drips!""How can you be so clumsy as not to be able to do such a simple thing!""Any one will find this challenging!""I Can do it by myself you know. I just thought you could do a better job of it. Boy! Was I wrong!"12:30 pm
"Sit still. I think I am getting the knack of it."
12:35 pm
"Its been 5 minutes and you are still where you were!""Well excuse me, but this is the first time in my life I am doing something like this...!""How can you men make the simplest of things appear so complex..""And how can you women stand such things being done to you...""Bah!""Bah!""So what is this thing made up of?""Lots of herbs good for your hair I guess.""It seems like this is just Mehendi..""Its not!""I would say they are shamming people into believing its something more than Mehendi when it is not..!""It is not just Mehendi. There's some of it, but its not all!""I say its all Mehendi.""Now you are an expert on these things..""Well you know how it is..if its looks like Mehendi and smells somewhat like Mehendi, then it must be Mehendi""No one asked for your expert opinion""You better keep quiet. Your head is in my hands you know!""Bah!"
1:15 pm.
"Its more than half hour and you are not even done with even half of it!""I am not an expert as you so expertly pointed out some time ago.""Even a kid could do it faster..""Well you know I tend to be more thorough than a kid, unlike some people who just rush through things...""Well its better to rush through things than die doing one thing in life""Its how well you do it that matters. Not how fast!""hmmmm! I shall remember that for some other time..""LOL!"
1:45 pm."I am falling asleep. Are you done yet?""Almost darling. I am just making sure that no part of the scalp remains untouched!""My body is aching. I cant sit like this forever you know..!""Its almost done!"
2:03 pm."Ok that's it! Enough!" "Almost darling..""PLEASE!""Oh come on! You should thank me for so much personal attention. Who else except me would do this for you? Tell me.""I know but still, I dont want to die doing this you know!""Bah! You dont even get appreciated around here!"
2:15 pm"I should kill myself for this!""Why?""Knowing how slow you could be, I put my head in your hands!""I am NOT slow. I am just very thorough!""Thats an excuse you make for yourself..""Excuse me! Its like you are doing me a favor for letting me do this.""Well all I can say is that it is not the brightest thing I did!""bah! What does one do to get appreciated around here?""Whatever it is, it has to be faster than this I can tell you!"
2:32 pm."There! done!""huh?""Did you doze off?""Well! There was no other way I could have gotten through this!""So what are you supposed to do next?""I have to take a shower to wash this thing off!""It says here you have to keep it for an hour before washing it off!""Yeah but it does not say that you have to do that when you take 2 hours to apply it!""Well you can thank me now!""Aww! Shut up!""bah! Women!"
3:00 pm"So what do you think?""About what?""My hair, ofcourse you idiot!""Of course, Of course! hmmm...""Well!""is there supposed to be a difference!""Well there better be after this ordeal!""I really cant say!""Its kind of matted no?""It feels like cardboard!""It was sham! I told ya..!""It was not sham! You took 2 hours to apply it. Well looks like there was some reaction and this is the result...!""[mmmpf]""Stop that!""Well looks like the hair pack did solve the problem of falling hair!""How so?""It seems like after using it there would be no more hair to fall!""Bah!""[mmmmmmpf]"
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