Bah!

"I did nothing of that sort.."
"Oh! but you did!"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean what I say."
"Oh! Do you really?"
"Now don't take this any other way."
"So what is this all about?"
"This is about how you brushed me away brusquely when my leg brushed past yours.."
"What?"
"Now don't ask me again what do I mean. You heard me."
"I did not do that!"
"oh! but you did..."
"When?"
"Early morning today..."
"What was I doing?"
"Pushine me away brusquely.."
"No I meant what was I doing when I was doing that..."
"I told you..you pushed me away!"
"Could we stop saying that please. I categorically state that I did push you away."
"So are you saying that I am lying.."
"I am saying nothing of the sort.."
"Or all this is a figment of imagination?"
"Whoa!Whoa!Slow down. Slow down"
"Bah!"
"Bah! to you too..."
"Don't you dare bah me after being so rough with me..."
"I most certainly was not..."
"You were.."
"Well in that case I do not remember"
"That's you all right. You only want to remember what you WANT to remember. Not what actually happened"
"Well you are right there!"
"Whatever do you mean?"
"Well..err..just that I do no like to remember certain things that actually happened!"
"Are you hinting at something that I am sure you would not want me to catch on?"
"Ofcourse not dear!"
"Then you better stop the hinting"
"Yes, I better"
"So where were we?"
"You were unfairly accusing me..."
"Why would I do that? You think I am psychotic or something?"
"Well I would not have said that earlier..."
"So you are saying that now.."
"Well you most certainly are behaving like one!"
"What happened to all the vases?"
"You broke all of them"
"Didn't I ask you to get a fresh supply?"
"To break them again? What do you think, money grows on trees"
"oho! You give me the money grows on trees when I want something. Where does the money come from that you spend on buying all those T-shirts of yours"
"What do you mean?"
"Have you ever counted how many you have? You must have reached a century long back!"
"Yes, I think you are veering towards psychosis!"
"Well at least I am not obsessive about my clothes!"
"Neither am I!"
"Ha! Who gets stuck in the Clothes Aisle everytime we go shopping!"
"I am just looking.."
"Yep until you buy a couple.."
"Well if there is a good sale, why not!"
"Does a sale mean you are not spending money?"
"Well it means you are saving for when you would have to buy some clothes and nothing is on sale"
"Why would anyone who has more than a hundred pieces of the same clothing ever want to buy some more?"
"Bah!"
"Bah! to you too."
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"I am still waiting for your apology!"
"What apology?"
"Apology over forcibly pushing me away this morning.."
"Oh from brusing away to brusquely brushing away to pushing away, now it has reached the proportion of being a forceful push!"
"Well that was what it was!"
"Prove it!"
"What?"
"You heard me. Prove it."
"My word is proof enough."
"It is not!"
"And why not? When have I lied to you?"
"Huh? Are you asking me that for real?"
"OK..OK..when have I lied to you over things like this?"
"You are talking as if these things happen routinely"
"Who knows? They might be starting to.."
"Oh! Come on, I would never do that intentionally now, would I?"
"And how would I know that?"
"Seriously, you think I would push you away"
"yes"
"what?"
"yes I said."
"Bah!"
"Stop those bahs! If it is anyone, it should be I who should be mouthing those!"
"I proclaim my innocence.."
"And I hold you guilty"
"First tell me when was this and how did it happen.."
"Well we were sleeping.."
"Hold on. Hold on. So I was sleeping?"
"Yes"
"And you are still holding my actions against me?"
"Of course I am."
"But dearest I was sleeping. So how am I supposed to be responsible for doing things when I am almost unconcious!"
"So if you were to kill me tomorrow in your sleep, you will not be responsible?"
"Hoo boy! You know how to dramatize..don't you?"
"Well...I am trying to make you understand."
"understand what?"
"That you were not being a gentleman!"
"oh!"
"So apologize.."
"ok meri amma. I apologlize for my ungentlemanly behavior as your were sleeping.."
"Hmmm that doesn't sound right!"
"Hee hee"
"Bah!"